The Rap Sheet
US$15one-off
A personalised printable mugshot poster for the wall, gift wrap, or family evidence board.
- One pet photo
- Three custom charges
- High-resolution digital poster
Personalised digital pet rap sheets
Your pet has a record.
Turn one pet photo and three suspicious habits into a custom mugshot poster—then add a short reveal video built for the group chat.
Digital delivery • Printable at home • No actual pets arrested
Charges
Sock theft. Snack fraud. Zero remorse.
The founder promise
Funny, personal, and ready to share.
100%
Personalised from your own photo and supplied habits.
Digital
High-resolution files, with no shipping wait or hidden postage.
Build the case
Three steps from angel to accused.
You provide the evidence. We turn it into a polished keepsake with enough drama for a proper reveal.
- 01
Submit the suspect
Upload a clear dog or cat photo and tell us their name. Front-facing portraits make particularly convincing mugshots.
- 02
Confess three crimes
Sock theft, bin raids, strategic deafness—share the habits that make your pet guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
- 03
Receive the rap sheet
Get a high-resolution printable poster. Choose the video package for a punchy short-form reveal you can post or send.
Simple sentencing
Choose their punishment.
One pet per order. You provide the true crimes; we provide the dramatic paperwork.
Full evidence
The Viral Reveal
US$29one-off
The complete case: your printable poster plus a short reveal video made for sharing your pet’s criminal history.
- Everything in The Rap Sheet
- Short reveal video
- Share-ready digital format
- Personalised crime copy
Wanted: your pet’s worst behaviour
Put the guilty face on record.
Upload the photo, list the offences, and give a pet lover a gift they will immediately send to everyone they know.
Create a rap sheet